If you’re like me, you’ve probably had more than one spell cast on you.  Chances are you’ve had spells cast on you, and you didn’t even know it!  Has this ever happened to you:

• Found yourself on a website that you didn’t mean to go to?
• Had the urge to purchase something you didn’t really need?
• Spent WAY too much time surfing the Internet?

Did you know that NONE of this is your fault?  SHOCKING isn’t it?  Well, I only recently discovered this myself, and now I’m going to share this startling secret with you.  My trusted Internet surfing buddy.

I was checking my spam folder the other day, and there were a bunch of messages in there about the movie “The Wickerman” along with some instructions on how to attend a course or buy some product or something that would allow me to cast spells that would help me make money or gain wealth.

Of course I don’t cast spells, and I bet you don’t either.  Here’s another shocking secret that I’m going to reveal to you.  Not everyone on the Internet is as “stand-up” as you and me.

There could potentially be hundreds, maybe even thousands of unscrupulous internet marketers out there casting spells.  I wonder how many of those spells were cast on YOU?!?!

There’s hope.

This is exactly why I created Wickerman Spell Breaker 3000(tm) just for you.

You’re the victim here.  The victim of heartless money hungry spellcasters.  I mean who even knew we should be watching out for these people?  Well, I got tired of being the victim, and I want to help you stop being a victim.

By using my WSB3000 (Wickerman Spell Breaker 3000), you’ll save yourself potentially millions of dollars (or yen), that you would probably have used to buy products and services while under the powerful force of one of these hideous spells.

How much do you think it’s worth to save yourself that kind of money?  $10,000?  $5,000?  How about $1,000?  If you act right now (and you agree that you’re not currently under the influence of a spell), I’ll give you this amazing deal for the totally ridiculous price of only $5.00

How can I make this even better?  If you click now, and place you order before the end of today, I’ll double your order.  That’s right.  You’ll get TWO copies of WSB3000.

You owe it to yourself, and more inportantly you owe it to your family and friends to not only order this now, but share it with your friends.  In fact, you probably ought to go ahead and just order enough so you can give a copy to anyone you care about.

I’ve been getting them for a while now, and really haven’t paid them any attention.  I think the last one I got was from digned.info, and the links in the email (none of which I clicked) pointed there too.

I know there are a lot of people out there looking to make a quick buck on the internet, but casting spells?  I can’t imagine what that looks like.  I’m thinking about chicken feet, eye of newt, and a big, black, cast iron cauldron boiling over with dry ice smoke over flowing the sides.  That or you have to collect a locket of your victim .. umm, I mean customers’ hair, put it under your bed, sleep with your feet on your pillow and say their name backward three times before you fall asleep.

Well, if you know anything about this, please .. post a comment!