I’m going to develop the “Wickerman Spell Breaker” or something. If you don’t want to be the victim of this startling trend sweeping the internet, you should immediately contact me and I’ll send you my super secret, super powerful spell shield.

If you find yourself on the internet looking at things you don’t like, or buying stuff with money you don’t have, chances are that you’re under the Wickerman Spell! The ONLY way out, is to click the link below and order the one and only WickerMan Spell Breaker(tm) from me.

Remember, all those purchases you made (or are thinking about making) are NOT YOUR FAULT. You’re simply the victim of an unscrupulous internet marketer (or some other agent of the dark side). At any rate, you need to buy these instructions on exactly how to break the spell.

Good Luck!